time to vote

MUSHROOM or HAT?

you can now vote about what, exactly, these objects are. alive? sentient? about to take over the world? or maybe that's a write-in vote.

(actually, you can't. the vote is now closed)

these actually remind me a lot of a mushroom that grew in our garden, only there i had to stop and wonder: MUSHROOM or FRUIT PEEL?

why does my beard smell like coconut?

nooooooo!






i have discovered hyperbole and a half.

pun, fun, or mere stupidity?

in an article about the buses without popes at the wheels, the journalist mentions that "atheists are not known for their strong belief". which is an accurate observation, i guess. made me giggle, though!

tackiest of the mall...

someone is looking for tacky, and finding loots. it would have been easier if they had just asked me, though. i know where to find tack. but which one is tackier?

is it the blu tack, so sticky and lumpy?

or the old tack, old, hard, and crumbly?